ADOPT BOB NOW

Founder’s Edition • Signed and Numbered • Limited Quantity • Hand-Crafted in the USA

WARNING

People Who Watch This End Up Adopting Bob.

BOB THE BRICK... is a simple block with a big dream: to become the most legendary brick in the Dad Joke Nation Universe.

To become a best friend to as many human's as possible. Even pet's love him.

Raised by Uncle Bob (Let's call him Bob's inventor and step-dad), Bob learned three things early in life:

  • Stand firm
  • Stay solid
  • Don't crack under pressure

Now he travels the world spreading joy, stability, and questionable advice to anyone who will listen.

Bob is a Hilarious GIFT, too.

Here's All You Get With the... Bob The Brick
(Limited Edition) "Founder's Collection."

NOTE: The first "100" bricks starting at #201 are the first to adopt in the Limited-Edition Founder's Collection of only 7,777 total, ever. You will want one (or seven)!! And, so will your favorite dad, mom, brother, sister, friend, and even enemy.

HINT: The "vault" is sealed with the first 200… Only 769 Signed and Numbered, Limited-Edition, Founder’s Collection bricks (#201–999) are available right now. Once they’re gone... you’re no longer early. Adopt your "Bob The Brick(s)" ASAP!!

*200 bricks are locked in the Bob Vault… and when they’re (later) released, they may include something special (yes… possibly Baby Bob, too).”

In the meantime... check out our funny t-shirts and more: DadJokeNation.com

ADOPTION of BOB THE BRICK
OPENS "VERY" SOON!!

(About Mid-May, 2026)